History of I'm Tired, Boss

Overview

"I'm Tired, Boss" is a Worlds: Patrol triumph listed among the Monument of Triumph challenges. It requires scoring or witnessing a perfect round of the Tire Game in Sanctuary on the Moon.

How to complete

1. Go to the yellow-and-black ramp near the landing area in Sanctuary. Each round costs 1,000 Glimmer.
2. Three tires spawn and roll down the ramp into crater-shaped scoring zones. The centre crater scores highest, and a perfect round needs all three tires to land there. The result is largely luck-based.
3. Witnessing counts. If another player scores a perfect round in your shared instance, the triumph can be completed without spending Glimmer.
4. For a solo attempt, a community method uses positioning rather than luck. Spawn a standard-sized Sparrow (not a skimmer or unusual vehicle) and ride it into the centre crater. Dismount without respawning it, then start a round. Stop each tire before it rolls and nudge it down the ramp at a slight angle, so it lands in the centre alongside the Sparrow.
5. If the triumph does not unlock, reposition the Sparrow and try again. The method relies on a positioning quirk rather than an intended mechanic, so results vary and several attempts may be needed.